-
What the Fuck ever brownies
1 splash of baking powder
Enough flour to make as much cake as you want
Last of a tin of coco powder
Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in
Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour.Mix it in a bowl.
Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in.
Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs.
Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made.
Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in.
Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in.
Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail.
Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray.
Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way to thick but too late now.
Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness.
Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path.
Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies.
When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait.Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool.
Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly.
Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug.
Eat brownies.
this is literally the best recipe i have ever read in my life

laughing way too hard at this

(via malicemidnight)
Posted on May 13, 2012 via Tab's Tumblr with 17,005 notes
Source: khaoskomix
-
uglx likes this
-
affectedexistence reblogged this from livslowdiewhenever
-
timeelord likes this
-
blogginghappiness reblogged this from assemble-the-cabbages
-
affectedexistence likes this
-
livslowdiewhenever reblogged this from ilikebruises
-
tedlight-greenlight reblogged this from kieranwritesbooks
-
f00dpersuasion reblogged this from laugh-addict
-
interlinearisglossza reblogged this from mybelovedcheshire
-
jessiibear13 reblogged this from imjustakid13
-
n4745h4 likes this
-
foodhoard reblogged this from yourdarlinglittlesammy
-
scottgrim reblogged this from stunt-muppet
-
scottgrim likes this
-
ravenskyewalker likes this
-
femchef likes this
-
carawj likes this
-
stunt-muppet reblogged this from therunya
-
dreamydollhouse likes this
-
skelethal-boy reblogged this from thesinnersanctum
-
5blackberries reblogged this from khaoskomix
-
clever1898 reblogged this from prettyinpinkprep
-
buymetonight reblogged this from h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s
-
zeretaforreal reblogged this from thehilariousblog
-
ailesdelespoir likes this
-
yuncyn reblogged this from khaoskomix and added:
Best. Recipe. EVER.
-
yuncyn likes this
-
blainenanderson likes this
-
lickakitton reblogged this from khaoskomix
-
decaffienator reblogged this from dreamerfreak and added:
showed this to my mom, and she made the most horrified look I have ever seen
-
cunt-mail likes this
-
vuietnam reblogged this from poodlejuicer
-
poodlejuicer reblogged this from pauceandsasta
-
scuttle-buttle likes this
-
chasingfries likes this
-
chasingfries reblogged this from friendermaniac
-
pauceandsasta likes this
-
pauceandsasta reblogged this from noozealand
-
friendermaniac reblogged this from noozealand
-
noozealand reblogged this from fuckyeahloldemort
-
alwayslivethelifeyoulovexo reblogged this from tulipeater
-
j3wb00 likes this
-
tulipeater reblogged this from kevinwinchester
-
danhowellx likes this
-
eyes-that-sparkle likes this
-
siesel reblogged this from khaoskomix
-
theperfectdoseofcrazy likes this
-
saturatedthoughts likes this
-
tallulahtalks likes this
- Show more notes
-
